You sit on a throne of lies!
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Ow! Son of a Nutcracker!
First we’ll make snow angels for a two hours
So what are you doing here? Did Gimbel’s give you your job back
Looks like a christmas tree!
I’m a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR
Buddy: I just like to smile! Smiling’s my favorite.
SANTA’S COMING
I was sitting here, eating my muffin and drinking my coffee
I don’t think that I need to sit here with you fuckin’ dildos anymore!
Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation