Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. ~Author Unknown
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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football
I’ve been seeing spots in front of my eyes
Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me
All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought- Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday
Two thirds of Americans can’t do fractions. The other half, just don’t care
Today is the last day of some of your life
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
To make things simple…let’s automatically assume that everything I say is right- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life