When you're run down the best thing to take is the license number. – Author Unknown
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To make things simple…let’s automatically assume that everything I say is right
Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years
The chicken came first ? God would look silly sitting on an egg
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football
Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
Two thirds of Americans can’t do fractions. The other half, just don’t care
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?- Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday
- Evening news: Where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t