When you come to a fork in the road, take it!- Yogi Berra quotes
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours
If you cannot answer a man’s argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names
The key is not to think of death as an end. But think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses
She was what we used to call a suicide blond ? dyed by her own hand- He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house
One of the check-out counters had a sign that said “eight items or less”
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term- He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday