When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.- Stephen Wright quotes
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A great name for a new country song: If I’d Shot You Sooner, I’d Be Out of Jail by Now.
You can’t have everything… where would you put it?- I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry
But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth
Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything
There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I’d feel safer having cremated
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats
He who can does. He who cannot, teaches
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned