What happens if you get scared half to death twice? – Author Unknown
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Two thirds of Americans can’t do fractions. The other half, just don’t care
Avoid employing unlucky people
The key is not to think of death as an end. But think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses
I’ve been seeing spots in front of my eyes
When you’re run down the best thing to take is the license number
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday- When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football
Today is the last day of some of your life
Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life
To make things simple…let’s automatically assume that everything I say is right- Im not as think as you drunk i am