Top 60th birthday quotes and sayings

Top 60th birthday quotes and sayings

What are some 60th birthday quotes for sixtieth birthday? Here is a collection of 60th birthday quotes and sayings.
60th birthday quotes



1.
“60th birthday thrills: more pills, more chills, and more bills!” — Greg Tamblyn


2.
“A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.” — Arnold Bennett


3.
“After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head.” — Washington Irving


4.
“Age 60 is when it takes a man all night to do what he used to do all night.” — Unknown


5.
“At 60 you at least have excuses.” — Unknown


6.
“At 60, chasing girls" refers almost exclusively to granddaughters.” — Greg Tamblyn


7.
“At 60, two of the most important things in life are bowel movements and nose hair.” — Greg Tamblyn


8.
“At 60, walking the dog” actually means walking the dog.” — Greg Tamblyn


9.
“By the time you reach 60, lots of body parts are larger than they used to be. Especially your tattoos.” — Greg Tamblyn


10.
“First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” — Leo Rosenberg


11.
“Forget the block, when you’re sixty, you’ve been around the entire neighborhood a few times.” — Dane Peddigrew


12.
“I love everything that's old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.” — Oliver Goldsmith


13.
“I wanted to show I had balls at age 60. Just because society says I'm old, doesn't mean that I am. I'm pursuing happiness, even if it makes the people around me unhappy.” — Sylvester Stallone


14.
“I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.” — Herbert Beerbohm Tree


15.
“I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.” — Bernard M. Baruch


16.
“I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.” — Unknown


17.
“It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.” — Ellen Glasgow


18.
“Looking fifty is great… if you're sixty.” — Joan Rivers


19.
“Now that I’m 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, I don’t know who you are, stranger, but I’m gonna shave you anyway.” — Milton Friedman


20.
“Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.” — Maurice Chevalier


21.
“On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.” — Unknown


22.
“One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.” — Virginia Woolf


23.
“One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.” — Pablo Picasso


24.
“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.” — Jean Paul Richter


25.
“Some people reach the age of sixty before others.” — Lord Hood


26.
“The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.” — Robert Orben


27.
“The maturity of sixty would be better spent if it came at age twenty.” — Dane Peddigrew


28.
“Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.” — Ellen Glasgow


29.
“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.” — Groucho Marx


30.
“To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.” — Oscar Wilde


31.
“To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am.” — Bernard Baruch


32.
“Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.” — George Sand


33.
“We put 60 candles on your cake, but by the time we got the last one lit, the first twenty had already burned out.” — Unknown


34.
“When I turned 60, it didn’t bother me at all.” — Yoko Ono


35.
“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.” — Mark Twain


36.
“When you’re 60 you start bragging about your age. How else are you going to get your senior discounts?” — Melanie White


37.
“When you’re 60, nothing works like it used to, especially not my husband.” — Melanie White


38.
“Who said youre sixty? You are just a 20 year old with 40 years of experience.” — Unknown


39.
“You know you’re turning 60 when your husband wants a DNA sample to make sure you’re the same woman he married.” — Anonymous


40.
“Your pants creep upward as you get older. By 60 you’re a pair of pants with a head.” — Unknown

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