Top 60 images about funny wedding quotes and funny marriage quotes

Top 60 images about funny wedding quotes and funny marriage quotes


Marriage is a serious institution, not to be entered into lightly … but that doesn't mean we can't make fun of it! Humor in marriage is a funny thing like marriage itself.marriage quotes are very special for everybody life. It’s encourage to work everybody. we have collected many quotes from you.Wish you love these quotes. 

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“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.”,funny wedding quotes

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“Marriage is when a man looses his BACHELORS DEGREE and woman gets her MASTERS DEGREE.”

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“Marriage is a workshop…where husband works and wife shops…”

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“Two golden rules to a Happy Marriage:
1. The wife is always rights.
2. When you feel she is wrong,slap yourself and read rule number I again.”,funny wedding quotes

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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.”

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“Wedding rings,The world's smallest handcuffs!”,funny wedding quotes

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“A husband is someone who,after taking the trash out,gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.”

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“Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.”

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“Marriage is finding that special someone you want to annoy the rest of your life.”

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“Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant.”

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“Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.”,funny wedding quotes

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“I vow to shave my legs if you shave your beard.”

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“Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.”,funny wedding quotes

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“Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.”

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“Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they wont eat all of yours.”

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“Marry someone you want to annoy forever.”

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“I wish I could turn back the clock. I'd find you sooner and love you longer.”,funny wedding quotes

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“You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.”

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“He stole my heart so I am planning evenge…I'm going to take his last name.”

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“The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.”

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“Dear future husband, Find God, Find yourself,Then come,Find me.”,funny wedding quotes

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“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy  Gary Busey.”

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“I'm so glad I'm me and you're you and we're we.”,funny wedding quotes

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“Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and a woman gets her masters degree.”

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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”

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“If you're wrong and you shut up, you're wise; If you're right and you shut up, You're married.”

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“My prince is not coming on a white horse…He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.”

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“I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.”

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“When you meet someone who can cook and do housework. don't hesitate a minute marry him.”,funny wedding quotes

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“Did you know? The wedding ring goes on the ring finger,because it's the only finger with a vein that connects to the heart.”

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“My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.”

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“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.” — Ogden Nash

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“Marriage is getting to have a sleep over with your best friend, every single night of the week.” — Christie Cook

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“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner

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“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” — Socrates

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“You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!” — Bill Maher

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“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.”

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“The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.”,funny marriage quotes

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“In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!”

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“The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.”

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“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.” — Albert Einstein

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“It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.”,funny marriage quotes

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“My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!”

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“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.” — Joey Adams

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“You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.”,funny marriage quotes

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“Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.”  — Chris Rock

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“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.”

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“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”

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“Marriage ain't for sissies! Gongrats on your first big step together.”,funny marriage quotes

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“Weddings are not for the faint-hearted – ask my bank manager… Have a great day!”

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“In life we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage it‘s better to close them! Congratulations and Good Luck!”

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“A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.”,funny marriage quotes

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“Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.” —  Samuel Johnson

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“Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage.” —  Finnish Proverb

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“A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.” — Andre Maurois

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“Our wedding was many years ago.  The celebration continues to this day.”  — Gene Perret

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“Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1) Whenever you’re wrong, admit it. 2) Whenever you’re right, shut up.” — Patrick Murra

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“It’s easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?” — Anonymous

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“Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.” — Chinese Proverb

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“Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.”

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