Top 48 funny christmas quotes with images that will chuckle you up

Top 48 funny christmas quotes with images that will chuckle you up

When christmas is coming, You just need some funny quotes or messages when you wanna make a beautiful card or write some comfortable wishes.here are some funny quotes about Christmas,Are you looking for the Best Funny Merry Christmas Quotes Messages?Here is the right place!Read a collection of great funny quotes about Christmas to help celebrate this wonderful holiday.Enjoy our hand-picked selection of the best Christmas quotes.get some ideas for great Christmas card quotes.if you like those quotes and messages,don't forgot share them on everywhere.

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“All I want for christmas is you….money.”,funny christmas quotes

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“Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.”

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“Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know… the birth of Santa.” — Bart Simpson

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“At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.”,funny christmas quotes

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“Before Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, what did people do on Christmas Day?”

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“Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.”

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“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.” — Helene-Malmsio

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“Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you''re home” — Carol Nelson

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“Christmas is like job: you do all the work but fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!”

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“Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.”,funny christmas quotes

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“Christmas is the time when you buy presents with the money that you’ll earn only the upcoming year.”

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“Christmas without Christ is a mess.” — Jose B. Cabajar

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“Dear santa, all I want for christmas is my lover.”,funny christmas quotes

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“Dear Santa, I don't want much this year, just want a job with six figure salary and a car along with a big house.”

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“Dear Santa, This year all I ask for is a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please, don't mix up the two like you did last year.”

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“Do you know why so many people love Jesus? Without Jesus, no Christmas.” — Melanie White

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“Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is potent caffeine, no matter your age” — Carrie Latet

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“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree” — Roy L. Smith

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“Hope your christmas is a perfect measure of fun and laughter!”,funny christmas quotes

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“I can't believe that Santa Claus comes only once a year, considering all the bedrooms he has to visit.”

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“I don't believe in Santa because no white dude would come into my district at night.”

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“I once tried to be an atheist, but I gave up – they don't have Christmas holidays!!!”

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“I put so much thought into a present for you that now it is too late to get it.”,funny christmas quotes

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“I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red…”

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“If you feel Christmas bells in your ass, you’d better let them out.”,funny christmas quotes

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“Last year, I asked santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas…I woke up in a box.”

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“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” — Johnny Carson

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“May your Christmas be like Santa – fat, cheerful and generous.”,funny christmas quotes

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“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” — Larry Wilde

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“One good thing about Christmas shopping. It toughens you up for the January sales.”

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“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” — Victor Borge

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“Santa saw your Facebook photo – now he knows he‘s going give you some clothes and a dictionary for Christmas.”

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“The magic of christmas is not in the presents, but in his presence.”,funny christmas quotes

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“The main reason santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

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“The vocabulary of the daughter was getting richer and richer when the father was decorating Christmas-tree.”

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“There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus” — Bob Phillips

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“There has been only one Christmas, the rest are anniversaries” — W. J. Cameron

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“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child” — Erna Bombeck

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“Using a credit card at Christmas time is like peeing your pants in cold weather.”

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“We have a tradition with our friends – we go out on 25th of December and we don’t go out the next day.”

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“When you stop believing in Santa Claus, you start getting underwear and socks as Christmas presents.”

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“Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.”

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“Wish your birthday and Christmas presents not be combined.”,funny christmas quotes

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“You do the whole job, but that fat guy in a red costume gets all the merit.”,funny christmas quotes

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“You don’t need Visa when you’ve got Santa! You don’t need Santa when you’ve got Visa! Who needs Santa when you’ve got Grandma!”

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“You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.” — Robert Paul

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“Christmas is magical. Money just seems to disappear into thin air.”

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“Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.'”