Top 48 funny and inspirational monday quotes and sayings with images

Top 48 funny and inspirational monday quotes and sayings with images


Browse this collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous Monday quotes and Monday sayings.if you like those monday quotes,don't forget share them.

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“A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says: W T F…” ― monday quotes


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“Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays. ” ― Unknown,monday quotes


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“Dear Monday, I think you should take a holiday! Trust me, no one will miss you!” ― monday quotes


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“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana,monday quotes


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“Freak out cause its monday again.” ― Unknown


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“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend. ”― Unknown,monday quotes


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“Hello Monday,Have a wonderful week with much love,peace & joy!” ― monday quotes


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“Hello Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don't you have a hobby?” ― monday quotes


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“I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.” ― Jarod Kintz,monday quotes


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“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.” ― Unknown


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“I made Tuesday Salad like Monday morning is Sunday night. Do you agree on the difference a day can make in the realm of love?” ― Jarod Kintz


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“I really need a day in between sunday and monday.” ― monday quotes


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“I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my chest.” ― Jarod Kintz


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“If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return mondays.” ― monday quotes


15.
“If Monday had a face,I would punch it.” ― monday quotes


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“If mondays were shoes, they'd be crocs.” ― monday quotes


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“I'm not ready for Monday. Can I have another Sunday?” ― monday quotes


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“It's monday. I'm happy. I'm blessed, God is going to do amazing things this week.” ― monday quotes


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“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear…'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'” ― monday quotes


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“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.” ― monday quotes


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“Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.” ― Roy Station,monday quotes


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“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!” ― Unknown


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“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really. ” ― Arthur Darvill,monday quotes


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“Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here. ” ― Unknown


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“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.” ― Unknown,monday quotes


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“Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.” ― Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni


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“Monday is the root of all evil.” ― Unknown,monday quotes


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“Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor…almost.” ― monday quotes


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“Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly.” ― monday quotes


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“Monday should be optional.” ― monday quotes


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“Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day.” ― The Mamas & The Papas,monday quotes


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“Monday, New start,New beginning,New Perspective,Make today COUNT!” ― monday quotes


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“Monday? It's not bad. Begin this day with a grateful heart and do what you love.” ― monday quotes


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“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.?” ― Jarod Kintz,monday quotes


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“Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” ― David Dweck,monday quotes


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“Oh come on, it's Monday, not Doomsday. Make it a good one!” ― monday quotes


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“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.” ― H. Allen Smith,monday quotes


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“On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?” ― A.A. Hodge


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“Some days, it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.” ― Jim Butcher,monday quotes


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“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.” ― Dan Salomon


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“The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.” ― Unknown


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“There are no miracles on Mondays.” ― Amy Neftzger,monday quotes


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“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.” ― Unknown


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“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” ― Lisa Mantchev,monday quotes


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“Train your mind to see the good in everything. Happy monday!” ― monday quotes


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“What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.” ― Kevin Dalton,monday quotes


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“When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday morning again.” ― Irvine Welsh


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“Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday?” ― monday quotes

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