Top 40 amazing valentine s day funny quotes

When valentine s day is coming,you need some amazing and funny valentine s day funny quotes,here is a collection about valentine s day funny quotes.

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A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ― Rose Franken

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. ― St. Augustine

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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ― Woody Allen

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By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. ― Oscar Wilde

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Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. ― Catullus

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Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…

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I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony is missing a ring.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude. ― Henry David Thoreau

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I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.

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If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. ― Unknown

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If I tell you I love you, can I have you forever? ― Casper

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If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.

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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. ― Garry Shandling

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It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.

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Look, I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee

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Love cures people – both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. ― Dr. Karl Menninger

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Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.

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Love is a grave mental disease.

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Love is a leap … I was never inspired to jump. ― Kate & Leopold

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Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

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My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.

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Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight.

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No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. ― Joyce Brothers

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one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.

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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

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Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever. ― Unknown

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Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. ― Sex and the City

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that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me. ― Runaway Bride
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The Eskimos have fifty two words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love.

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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

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Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.

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To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.

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To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of

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Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.

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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day! ― Jay Leno

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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ― Erich Segal