Top 25 funny and humorous birthday quotes with images

Top 25 funny and humorous birthday quotes with images


Birthdays are one of life's milestones that can inspire all kinds of contemplation and observation.Give your friends a memorable experience,A humorous birthday wish is probably the best way to go.How to write a humorous and funny birthday quotes and messages?Enjoy our best humorous birthday wishes with images.

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“A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip. ”funny birthday quotes
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“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. — By H. Prochnow”
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“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. — By Unknown Author”funny birthday quotes
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“Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. — By Joan Rivers”
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“I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday But the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox.”

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“The older you get,the better you get,unless you're a banana — betty white”funny birthday quotes

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“Wait,wait,wait,you're how old?”funny birthday quotes

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“When I think of the word youth, I think of you. That’s because the word “you” is contained in the word “youth.” ”

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“You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo”humorous birthday wishes
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“I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!”humorous birthday wishes
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“Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live. —  Anonymous”

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“There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know. —  Lewis Carroll”

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“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”humorous birthday wishes

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“On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!”

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“Lots and lots and love because I forgot to bring you gift.”humorous birthday wishes

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“You can’t change the past, so forget about it, you can’t predict the future, forget about it, I didn’t get you a present, forget about it!”

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“May your facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”humorous birthday wishes

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“Birthdays really take the cake . . . and add it to your stomach. — Melanie White”humorous birthday card quotes

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“Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!””

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“I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.”humorous birthday wishes

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“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. — Robert Frost”

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“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. — Sir Norman Wisdom”

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“I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it. — Anonymous”humorous birthday card quotes

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“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. — Lucille Ball”

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“The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben”humorous birthday card quotes

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Funny birthday fail messages.

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