Top 10 funniest and humorous birthday quotes and sayings

Top 10 funniest and humorous birthday quotes and sayings

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1.
“You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!” 

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“Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.” 

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“If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.” 

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“Don't worry about your age,you will be older next year…Happy birthday!” 

5.
“Always take your birthday wishes with a grain of salt,some lemon and a bottle of tequila…” 

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“What kind of fish has two knees? A tunee fish. Hope I raised a smile on your face. Happy Birthday!” 

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“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” — Bob Hope

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“The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.” — Oscar Wilde

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“You believe you are vintage? You’re not vintage… you were vintage last year, this year you’re very old.” 

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“Happy Birthday to my friend who looks older than me!Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday!”