-I don't need dental work.
-You're right.
-There is nothing wrong with my teeth.
-You are so beautiful.
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You’re really shitting in the street
How old are you, McLovin? Old enough
What am I allergic to?
I mean look at you two! I mean it’s like Barbie…and Grandpa Ken.
Where’d you learn to drive like that? Grand Theft Auto.
It appears we’ve run into a rough patch of weather
No cell phones. What about now?
I was so upset when my grandpa died.
He’s adopted
I know it may look like I’d become a bitch, but that was only because I was acting like a bitch.
911? my friend is bleeding out of her vagina.
It’s so weird ’cause I feel totally calm.