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Most famous quotes by Douglas Adams,Douglas Adams quotes
Don’t worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender
Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great
Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think it’s you
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia
Don’t spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt
Two thirds of Americans can’t do fractions. The other half, just don’t care
Don’t talk to me about Naval tradition! It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash