The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.- Salvador Dali quotes
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It’s not that I’m a Type?B personality
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house
Im not as think as you drunk i am
I’m normal. It’s everyone else that’s weird
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools- Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow
Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life
If you cannot answer a man’s argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything