The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. Now, the guy who invented the other three… he was the genius. – Author Unknown
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you
Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years
When you’re run down the best thing to take is the license number
Im not as think as you drunk i am
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?- I’ve been seeing spots in front of my eyes
Two thirds of Americans can’t do fractions. The other half, just don’t care
Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times- Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday