The 56 hand-picked and hilarious funny friendship quotes with images

The 56 hand-picked and hilarious funny friendship quotes with images

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What are some funny Friendship quotes?Are you looking for friendship day msg or best friendship quotes?  Here is a collection of hilarious friendship quotes,It's a great and inspiring way to send a bit of humour to your friends.share them with your best friend.or share on social meadia.



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“Just remember if we get caught,you're deaf and I don't speak English.”,funny friendship quotes

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“I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well,not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room…but not too humid because, you know…my hair.”

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“I love that I don't have to act socially acceptable around you.”,funny friendship quotes

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“Find your tribe. Love them hard.”

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“I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a care bear? I'd fight one of those sonsabitches for you.”

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“You laugh. I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff, I yell. "DO A FLIP".”

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“I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You're my friend. You literally signed up for this.”,funny friendship quotes

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“Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”

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“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.”

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“Don't half ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass.”,funny friendship quotes

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“We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.”

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“I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship.”,funny friendship quotes

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“You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang.”

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“We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.”,funny friendship quotes

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“Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we're even.”

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“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay,like an octupus on your face.”

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“Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”

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“Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.”

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“True friends say good things behind you back and bad things to your face.”,funny friendship quotes

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“Friendship is so weird.. you just pick a human you've met and you're like "yep, I like this one" and you just do stuff with them.”

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21.
“I like you because you join in my weirdness.”,funny friendship quotes

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22.
“Finding friends with the same mental discorder priceless!”

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23.
“Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, Now I have to change my whole text.”

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“We will always be friends til we are old and senile…Then we can be new firends.”

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“Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.”

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“Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”

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“We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”,funny friendship quotes

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“My friendship comes in 3 levels: 1. Sarcasm; 2. Insults; 3. Inappropriate sexual humore.”

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“True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people…Together!”

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“I'm bored let's go to walmart and superglue coins to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up.”

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“You say I'm dirty minded…But,How did you understand what I meant?”,funny friendship quotes

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32.
“A friend is like a good bra…Hard to find, Supportive;Comfortable;always lifts you up;makes you look better;always…close to your heart!”

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“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me…I'll laugh at you.”

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34.
“You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you.”

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“A good friend would offer you an umbrella in the rain, a best friend would steal yours and say "Run bitch, Run!"”

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“True friendship is when you walk into their house and your wifi connects automatically.”

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“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick,like an octopus on your face.”

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38.
“Never let your friends feel lonely! Disturb them at all times!”,funny friendship quotes

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39.
“We've been friends for so long,I can't remember which one of us is the band influence.”

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40.
“Good friends don't let you do stupid things…alone.”

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41.
“Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.”,funny friendship quotes

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42.
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” ― Linda Grayson

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43.
“You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”,funny friendship quotes

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44.
“There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” ― Benjamin Franklin

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45.
“A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.”

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46.
“As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.”

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“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”,funny friendship quotes

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48.
“I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!”

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49.
“I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits.”

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50.
“Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.”,funny friendship quotes

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51.
“Friendship is, hiding their stuff and watching them go nuts.”

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52.
“I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my BEST FRIENDS!!!!”,funny friendship quotes

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53.
“Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.”

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54.
“Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.” ― Helen Keller

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“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” ― Sicilian proverb

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“Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!” ― Bronwyn Polson

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