If only God would give me some sign
If only God would give me some sign. If He would just speak to me once, anything, one sentence, two words. If He would just cough. ~ Woody Allen quotes
Tag Archive: Woody Allen quotes
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. ~ Woody Allen quotes
Having sex is like playing bridge
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ~ Woody Allen quotes
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.- Woody Allen quotes
The key is not to think of death as an end. But think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses
The key is not to think of death as an end. But think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. ~ Woody Allen quotes
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind ? a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house. ~Woody Allen quotes
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. ~ Woody Allen quotes
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Eternity is really long, especially near the end. ~ Woody Allen quotes
Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. ~ Woody Allen quotes
Can we actually “know” the universe
Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown. ~Woody Allen quotes