He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. ~ Groucho Marx quotes
Tag Archive: Groucho Marx quotes
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. ~ Groucho Marx quotes
Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think it’s you
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you. ~ Groucho Marx quotes
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. ~ Groucho Marx
A man’s only as old as the woman he feels
A man's only as old as the woman he feels. ~ Groucho Marx
Each morning, when I open my eyes
Each morning, when I open my eyes, I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. – Groucho Marx