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I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant? Or were you just born stupid? the help 2011 [to Stuart on their first night out] Eugenia 'Skeeter' Phelan: I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head…
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Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus. american beauty 1999 funny movie quotes

Vivian: Nice outfit.  Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.  from Legally Blonde (2001) funny movie quotes

So if you're from africa, why are you white? from mean girls 2004,by amanda seyfried funny movie quotes

The next man that loves me and leaves me so quick, Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996) Time – Phrase 00:42:51 But it won't happen again, see, 00:42:53 since I bought…
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Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearin' these bad boys? Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back…
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Toodaloo,motherfuckaaaaaaa… from movie hang over funny movie quotes

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 2004 Ron: Hello. Veronica: Hello. Ron: Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party,…
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When life gets you down you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming. finding nemo 2003 funny movie quotes

My real talent lies in drinking. That's true. Midnight in Paris is a 2011 romantic comedy film written and directed by Woody Allen. The movie explores themes of nostalgia and modernism. Zelda Fitzgerald: I know, I could be one of…
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