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It appears we've run into a rough patch of weather… “I have an announcement, too: there is a colonial woman on the wing. I saw her. There is something they’re not telling us!” —Annie, warning her fellow passengers of the…
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I mean look at you two! I mean it's like Barbie…and Grandpa Ken. Just Go with It  2011 funny movie quotes

What am I allergic to? Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion. The Proposal (I) (2009) Quotes Margaret Tate: What am I allergic to? Andrew Paxton: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion. funny movie quotes

Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my…
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Just because you see a black man drivin' in a nice car, does not mean it's stolen…I stole that one. But not because I'm black! Men in Black 3 (2012) Quotes   Agent J: Look man, I have my rights,…
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Why don't you go fuck yourself, you weird little prick. pineapple express  2008 funny movie quotes

I'm sorry, I took your daughter's virginity. It won't happen again. It is from a show called "Awkward". Season 3 Episode 4 funny movie quotes

…because waitting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disapointing. A Cinderella Story (2004) Quotes Austin: Sam! Okay, I know you think that I'm just some… Sam: Coward? Phony? Austin: Okay, just listen. Sam: No,…
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-I don't need dental work. -You're right. -There is nothing wrong with my teeth. -You are so beautiful.  Bridesmaids quotes funny movie quotes