Tag Archive: Christmas Vacation quotes

Clark: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah. Christmas Vacation quotes

he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse

Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna…
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Merry Christmas! SHitter was full.

Merry Christmas! SHitter was full. Christmas Vacation quotes

there is a nip in the air

Clark: Yes it is, it's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out, what did I say, nipple? Huh, there is a nip in the air. Christmas Vacation quotes

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me

Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody…
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I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.

Ellen: I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery. Christmas Vacation quotes

Bend over and I’ll show you

[Todd and Margo Chester, the Griswold’s yuppie neighbors, appear] Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Clark: Bend over and I'll show you. Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me…
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