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Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole! Caddyshack quotes

-You take drugs? -Every day. -Good, So what's the problem? -I don't know. Caddyshack quotes

Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. Caddyshack quotes

Al Czervik: I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods. Judge Smails: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice. [Swings club, slices ball into woods] Judge Smails: *Damn*. Caddyshack quotes