Taggart: …What in the Wide World of Sports is a-going on here? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots! Blazing Saddles quotes
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-Won't you excuse me for a moment while I slip into something a little bit more comfortable? -Ah, I feel wefweshed! Blazing Saddles quotes
Hedley Lamarr: [gives her a bunch of flowers] For you, my dear. Lili Von Shtupp: Oh… how ordinawy. [throws away flowers] Blazing Saddles quotes
Jim: [consoling Bart] What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You…
Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.