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Why every time you speak, I wanna throw the fuck up. 22 jump street quotes

"Sighs" I just wanna get in bed and watch Friends all day. 22 jump street quotes

Captain Dickson: Fuck a 21 Jump Street & *FUCK* a Korean Jesus! Jenko: [pointing across the room to the statue of Jesus] Captain, Korean Jesus is right there! Captain Dickson: That's Vietnamese Jesus now. See this is a Vietnamese church,…
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What are you doing? I'm cutting glass. It's a laser pointer. It can't cut glass. 22 jump street quotes

I'm a solo artist now, like Beyonce. I used to have the other destiny's children but now I'm just a lone superstar. Just a light-skinned princess with a dream and an amazing voice 22 jump street quotes

Oh, my god. Did you just get shot? Like, right after I fuc601 king said that? 22 jump street quotes

Ma'am, tell your husband to drop the gun. You tell him to be smart. Be smart. 22 jump street quotes