Sweet and famous anniversary quotes and sayings

Sweet and famous anniversary quotes and sayings

Sweet and famous anniversary quotes and sayings

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“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams ” . – Dr Seuss    


“Without love, what are we worth?  Eighty-nine cents!  Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.  ”  – M*A*S*H, Hawkeye    


“We're all a little weird.  And life is a little weird.  And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and call it love – true love. ”   – Robert Fulghum, True Love    


“Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one ” . – Friedrich Halm    


“True love stories never have endings. ”   – Richard Bach    


“Trip over love, you can get up.  Fall in love and you fall forever. ”   – Author Unknown    


“To love another person is to see the face of God. ”  – Les Miserables    


“There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage ” . – Martin Luther    


“The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent and it must be equal ” . – Frank Pittman

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret ” . – Henry Youngman    


“The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time. ”  – Lawrence Durrell    


“The highest happiness on earth is marriage. ”   – William Lyon Phelps

“The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. ”   – Peter Devries    


“The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly. ”   – Peter De Vries    


“Spouse:  someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.  ”  – Author Unknown    


“Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ”   – Author Unknown    


“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.  ”  – Woody Allen    


“Our wedding was many years ago.  The celebration continues to this day. ” – Gene Perret    


“One man by himself is nothing. Two people who belong together make a world ” . – Han Margolius    


“Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. ”   – Zelda Fitzgerald    


“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ”   – Abraham Lincoln    


“Never go to bed mad.  Stay up and fight.  ”  – Phyllis Diller    


“Marriage, n:  The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.  ”  – Ambrose Bierce

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.  ” – Groucho Marx    


“Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.  ” – Mae West    


“Love one another and you will be happy.  It's as simple and as difficult as that.  ”  – Michael Leunig    


“Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. ”  – Compton Mackenzie    


“Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.  ”  – Hoosier Farmer

“Love is the emblem of eternity, it confounds all notion of time, effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end ” . – Germaine De Stael    


“Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” – Robert Heinlein    


“Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. ”   – Author Unknown    


“Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.  ”  – S.J. Perelman    


“Love is not singular except in syllable. ”   – Marvin Taylor    


“Love is not blind – It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less. ”  – Will Moss    


“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle    


“Love is a symbol of eternity.  It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.  ”  – Author Unknown    


“Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.  ”  – Proverb    


“Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.  ”  – Antoine de Saint-Exupery    


“Look your best — who said love is blind? ”  – Mae West

“Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words ” . – Plautus

“Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. ”   – Marcel Proust    


“I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.  ” – Jimmy Carter    


“It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.  ”  – Rita Rudner    


“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?  ”  – Source Unknown    


“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever ” . – Alfred Lord Tennyson    


“I wouldn't change a thing, as happiness you bring.You are my soulmate. A marriage made by fate. ”  –  Catherine Pulsifer    


“I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses. ”  – William M. Thackeray    


“I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it. ”  – Bill Cosby    


“Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. ”  – H. L. Mencken    


“For you wake one day, look around and say, somebody wonderful married me ” . – Fred Ebb    


“Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years ” . – Simone Signoret    


“By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.  ” – Oscar Wilde    


“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” – Lao Tzu    


“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.  ” – H. L. Mencken    


“Are we not like two volumes of one book? ”   – Marceline Desbordes-Valmore    


“An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow. ”   – Author Unknown    


“Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.  ” – Kimberly Broyles    


“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. ”  – Grace Hansen    


“A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Paul Sweeney    


“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person” – Mignon McLaughlin    


“A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.  ”  – George Jean Nathan    


“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. ”  – H. L. Mencken    


“A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah. ”  – Ronald Reagan    


“A hard man is good to find. ”  – Mae West    


“A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.  ”  – Andre Maurois    

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