"Sighs" I just wanna get in bed and watch Friends all day.
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Why every time you speak, I wanna throw the fuck up.
Yeah, Vietnamese Jesus is just drippin’ swag-goo
It’s a laser pointer. It can’t cut glass
I’m a solo artist now, like Beyonce
Oh, my god. Did you just get shot? Like, right after I fuc601 king said that?
Ma’am, tell your husband to drop the gun. You tell him to be smart. Be smart.
You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison
Sir, I know we come off as a couple of ladykillers but…
Have some fairy dust, motherfucker!
Organised sports are so facist it makes me sick.
Can we get rid of this stuff