She was what we used to call a suicide blond ? dyed by her own hand. ~Saul Bellow quotes
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Give a man a free hand and he’ll try to put it all over you- Having sex is like playing bridge
A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn’t pee on his hands
If you cannot answer a man’s argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools
The key is not to think of death as an end. But think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
One of the check-out counters had a sign that said “eight items or less”
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday
It is generally agreed that “Hello”- He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber