Buddy: SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!
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Ow! Son of a Nutcracker!
Buddy: I just like to smile! Smiling’s my favorite.
I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR
Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
Looks like a christmas tree!
I’m a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
So what are you doing here? Did Gimbel’s give you your job back
First we’ll make snow angels for a two hours
You sit on a throne of lies!
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The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria I’ll do you in the bottom while you’re drinking Sangria.
he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse