Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser. – Author Unknown
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- Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off
- Im not as think as you drunk i am
- The chicken came first ? God would look silly sitting on an egg
- Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
- Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years
- Evening news: Where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t
- When you’re run down the best thing to take is the license number
- One of the check-out counters had a sign that said “eight items or less”
- When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times
- Two thirds of Americans can’t do fractions. The other half, just don’t care