Quotations about drinking and alcohol quotes,Find and read the best collection of 73 alcohol quotes

Quotations about drinking and alcohol quotes,Find and read the best collection of 73 alcohol quotes

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1.
“I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before. ” –  movie Breakfast at Tiffany's


2.
“I don't get drunk, I get awesome. ”  – Author Unknown


3.
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.  ”-  Joe E. Lewis


4.
“I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party.  ” – Ron White


5.
“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer. ” -Abraham Lincoln


6.
“How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? ”  – Author Unknown


7.
“Here's to the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store. ” – Drinking Toast


8.
“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems. ” –  The Simpsons


9.
“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. ” – Bob Marley


10.
“Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. ”  – Phyllis Diller


11.
“He was a wise man who invented beer. ” – Plato


12.
“He that drinks fast, pays slow.  ”-  Benjamin Franklin


13.
“God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer.  ”- Jack Torrance


14.
“Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepted thy works. ” – Bible


15.
“Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. ” – Proverbs 31:6


16.
“Give an Irishman lager for a month and he‘s a dead man. An Irishman‘s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.  ”– Mark Twain


17.
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. ”- F Scott Fitzgerald


18.
“Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.  ” – From the movie Arthur


19.
“Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink. ” –  Anonymous


20.
“Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.  ” – Jean Kerr


21.
“Drunkenness is temporary suicide.  ” – Bertrand Russell


22.
“Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity. ” – Seneca


23.
“Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. ”– Seneca


24.
“Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. ” – Robert Benchley


25.
“Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat; it makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. ” –  Anonymous


26.
“Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.  ” – William Shakespeare


27.
“Drink what you want; drink what you’re able. If you are drinking with me, you’ll be under the table. ” –  Anonymous


28.
“Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third. ” – Knute Rockne


29.
“Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale? ”– William Shakespeare


30.
“Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.  ” – Jimmy Breslin


31.
“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend. ” – Gerard Way


32.
“Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.  ” – Graham Greene


33.
“Champagne is the only wine a woman can drink and still remain beautiful. ”– Mme. de Pompadour


34.
“Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker. ” – Ogden Nash


35.
“Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.  ” – Ambrose Bierce


36.
“Being half drunk is just another way of saying ‘your almost there.  ”– Jarrod Conway


37.
“Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. ” – Homer Simpson


38.
“Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems. ”  – Homer Simpson


39.
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ”– Benjamin Franklin


40.
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ” – Benjamin Franklin


41.
“Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. ” –  Anonymous


42
“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors… and miss. ”  – Robert Heinlein


43.
“Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.  ”   — Nick Swardson


44.
“As long as you represent me as praising alcohol I shall not complain.  It is, I believe, the greatest of human inventions, and by far – much greater than Hell, the radio or the bichloride tablet.  ”- H.L. Mencken


45.
“An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer. ” -Confucius


46.
“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. ” – Dylan Thomas


47.
“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ” – Winston Churchill


48.
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ” – Ernest Hemmingway 


49.
“Always be drunk … Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.  ”   — Charles Baudelaire

 

50.
“Alright brain, I don‘t like you and you don‘t like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer. ” -Homer Simpson


51.
“All is fair in love and beer.  ”-  Kurt Paradis


52.
“Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. ” – Mitch Hedberg


53.
“Alcoholic friends are as easy to make as Sea Monkeys. ” –  Dry


54.
“Alcohol removes inhibitions – like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!" ” – Eleanor Early


55.
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.  ”- Frank Sinatra


56.
“Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry. ”   — Coluche


57.
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.  ”- George Bernard Shaw


58.
“Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts. ” – Finley Peter Dunne


59.
“Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off. ” – Raymond Chandler


60.
“Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning. ” – George Bernard Shaw


61.
“Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. ”  – P.G. Wodehouse


62.
“Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains. ” – Mary Pettibone Poole


63.
“Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. ” – Homer Simpson


64.
“Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will. ” – Homer Simpson


65.
“Ah that’s just drunk talk, sweet beautiful drunk talk. ” –  The Simpsons


66.
“Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. ”– Ambrose Bierce


67.
“A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her. ” – W.C. Fields


68.
“A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. ”  – Author Unknown


69.
“A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry. ” – Bible


70.
“A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs. ”– Dylan Thomas

 

71.
“A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts. ” –  Steve Fergosi


72.
“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. ”- Anon


73.
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?  ”-  Steven Wright

 

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