People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. – Author Unknown
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A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn’t pee on his hands
A great name for a new country song: If I’d Shot You Sooner, I’d Be Out of Jail by Now.
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice
The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils- One of the check-out counters had a sign that said “eight items or less”
- Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life
Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times
To make things simple…let’s automatically assume that everything I say is right