Ellen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that.
Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind?
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Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights
he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse
kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass
Merry Christmas! SHitter was full.
I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.
Hey kids, look a deer!
Bend over and I’ll show you
If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me
there is a nip in the air
you must know it was all for you
I was breaking hearts and faces,vato.
All I have in this world is my balls and my word. I don’t break them for no one, you understand?