Most famous quotes by Douglas Adams,Douglas Adams quotes

Most famous quotes by Douglas Adams,Douglas Adams quotes

 

Douglas Noel Adams was an English writer, humorist, and dramatist. Adams is best known as the author of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

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“You live and learn. At any rate, you live.”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds rainstormsong” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Words used carelessly, as if they did not matter in any serious way, often allowed otherwise well—guarded truths to seep through. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“When the idea comes, I often can't remember where it came from. I remember very little about writing the first series of Hitchhiker's. It's almost as if someone else wrote it. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 


“We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Watch?? I'm gonna pray, Man! Know any good religions?” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“There is no problem so complicated that you can't find a very simple answer to it if you look at it right.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“There is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad. You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“There is an art to flying … or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“There comes a point I'm afraid where you begin to suspect that if there's any real truth, it's that the entire multidimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are — Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches? ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“The bird that would soar above the plain of tradition and prejudice must have strong wings.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“The Answer to the Great Question Of…..Life, the Universe and Everything…..(is) Forty—two. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Space … is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind—bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Solutions nearly always come from the direction you least expect, which means there's no point trying to look in that direction because it won't be coming from there. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Reality is frequently inaccurate. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 


“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“My doctor says that I have a malformed public—duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“My capacity for happiness … you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Moving from radio to television, you can take most of the words with you.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Most of the time spent wrestling with technologies that don't quite work yet is just not worth it for end users, however much fun it is for nerds.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Life… is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Life! Don't talk to me about life.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Life is wasted on the living.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy—yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast. So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”—Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher…or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“He inched his way up the corridor as if he would rather be yarding his way down it…” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Generally, old media don't die. They just have to grow old gracefully. Guess what, we still have stone masons. They haven't been the primary purveyors of the written word for a while now of course, but they still have a role because you wouldn't want a TV screen on your headstone.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 


“Arthur: 'It's at times like this I wish I'd listened to my mother.' Ford : 'Why, what did she say?' Arthur: 'I don't know, I never listened.'” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Arthur hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction there and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else that thinks at least as logically as it does.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“A life that is burdened with expectations is a heavy life. Its fruit is sorrow and disappointment. ”— Douglas Adams Quotes

 

“A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” — Douglas Adams Quotes

 

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