Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. ~Author Unknown
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Remember: ‘i’ before ‘e’, except in Budweiser
He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed
Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years
One of the check-out counters had a sign that said “eight items or less”
Im not as think as you drunk i am
When you’re run down the best thing to take is the license number
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?- I’ve been seeing spots in front of my eyes
Two thirds of Americans can’t do fractions. The other half, just don’t care
Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times- Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday