It's unfortunate that what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.
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Don’t you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?
It’s the one that says Bad Motherfucker
A Royale with cheese
I love you, Honey Bunny
Now I wanna dance, I wanna win
Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ pig
I’m American,honey. Our names don’t mean shit
I was sitting here, eating my muffin and drinking my coffee
Why do we feel it’s necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
English mother fucker do you speak it?
That’s when you know you found somebody really special
I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is