"It’s a dangerous business, Frodo."
"Going out your door.You step onto the road,and if you don’t keep your feet there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to."
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So do all who live to see such times
It was pity that stayed Bilbo’s hand
If you want him, come and claim him
One does not simply walk into Mordor
You cannot pass
I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.
I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina
I’m gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap…and beat the shit out of you.
I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second
For a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
This house is a fucking prison