It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. ~Mark Twain quotes
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure
Always do right – this will gratify some and astonish the rest
Compilation of quotations and famous quotes by Mark Twain
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for- Sometimes you’re the windshield; sometimes you’re the bug
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose
Having sex is like playing bridge