It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.- Darrin Weinberg quotes
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry
All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought
It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term
It is generally agreed that “Hello”
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy
He who can does. He who cannot, teaches
He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of- He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you
If only God would give me some sign
Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times