I'm sorry, I took your daughter's virginity. It won't happen again.
It is from a show called "Awkward". Season 3 Episode 4
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I stole that one. But not because I’m black!
My mom says I’m special on the inside.
People thought I was a dirty skank?
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I know it may look like I’d become a bitch, but that was only because I was acting like a bitch.
You’ve been mind-fucked before?
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It’s so weird ’cause I feel totally calm.
I like your shirt I hate boys
How old are you, McLovin? Old enough
No cell phones. What about now?
Thank you, gentlemen! Someday, I will repay you