I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR
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I’m a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
SANTA’S COMING
Buddy: I just like to smile! Smiling’s my favorite.
Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
So what are you doing here? Did Gimbel’s give you your job back
You sit on a throne of lies!
Looks like a christmas tree!
Ow! Son of a Nutcracker!
First we’ll make snow angels for a two hours
You’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.
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