I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor quotes
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce
A man in the house is worth two in the street
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind
The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad
It’s not that I’m a Type?B personality- Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life
- Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools
I’m normal. It’s everyone else that’s weird