I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.- Frank Lloyd Wright quotes
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You can’t have everything… where would you put it?
When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal
Wherever I go, people are waving at me
Like math? We could add a bed
A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn’t pee on his hands
Having sex is like playing bridge
She was what we used to call a suicide blond ? dyed by her own hand- Give a man a free hand and he’ll try to put it all over you
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you
Im not as think as you drunk i am- I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me