If you're so smart, tell me something, how come you go to M.I.T. for 8 years to become a cable repairman?
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The Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday
Now that’s what I call a close encounter.
I ain’t heard no fat lady
You are not as charming as you think you are.
Welcome to Earth.
I saw what they’re planning to do
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live
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Ma’am, tell your husband to drop the gun. You tell him to be smart. Be smart.
It is never too late to get into tennis
I see you got FAT
christina perri,breaking dawn