If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation. ~ David Brent quotes
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If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves
Avoid employing unlucky people
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue
If you cannot answer a man’s argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned
He who can does. He who cannot, teaches- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet
He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you
If only God would give me some sign
Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times