If only God would give me some sign. If He would just speak to me once, anything, one sentence, two words. If He would just cough. ~ Woody Allen quotes
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Can we actually “know” the universe
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce
The key is not to think of death as an end. But think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses
Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love
Having sex is like playing bridge- His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said ‘no’
As the poet said, “Only God can make a tree”
Another good thing about being poor
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats