Just because you see a black man drivin' in a nice car, does not mean it's stolen…I stole that one. But not because I'm black!
Men in Black 3 (2012)
Agent J: Look man, I have my rights, and I demand to see a lawyer before you press the red button on that device!
[the cops neuralyze themselves]
Agent J: That was a standard grade neuralyzer, but you're not going to remember that. Keep in mind, just because you see a black man driving a car, does not mean he stole it!
Agent J: OK, I did steal this one – but not because I'm black.
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