Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
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What is this?
If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service
so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious
All I have in this world is my balls and my word. I don’t break them for no one, you understand?
I’ll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods
I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina
Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
there goes your social life
The next man that loves me and leaves me so quick
The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight
It’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world
But you lied again. Now you get to watch her leave