Goddamn, Jimmy, this is some serious gourmet shit!
I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is.
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A Royale with cheese
I’m American,honey. Our names don’t mean shit
It’s the one that says Bad Motherfucker
Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ pig
I was sitting here, eating my muffin and drinking my coffee
That’s when you know you found somebody really special
Don’t you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?
It’s unfortunate that what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.
Why do we feel it’s necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
English mother fucker do you speak it?
Now I wanna dance, I wanna win
I love you, Honey Bunny